Let me introduce you to Tracy over at Winged Emotion.  She is my new tenant this week.  She's got a fabulous blog!  Go over and see how her week has started

Has this been the longest week in history or am I just imagining it?  Geez.  At any rate, I'm so glad it's Friday.  I have a long weekend coming up as I am off Monday and Tuesday. yipee!  My mother's 62nd birthday is tomorrow so I'll be visiting her and spoiling her with some goodies.  I'm sure we'll be hiding some eggs for the kiddos on Sunday as well.  No other real plans other than that.  How about you?  What are your plans ?  Be safe whatever they are!

I've come to realize that my husband may own more shoes than I do.  Yes you read that right...a woman with too few shoes.  I have to admit though, that I am not a big shoe fan. Never have been really.  I will find a comfortable pair of nice looking shoes and wear them out before I make my next purchase.  I probably have about 5 pair of shoes right now and regularly wear 3 of them.  I bring this up because I'm in dire need of some new shoes I think. How many would you say you have that you have and regularly wear?

I thought these were pretty cute so I decided to share with you.  enjoy! 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.  6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.  11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.  16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. 19. Procrastinate Now! 20. I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that? 21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.  22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 24. They call it PMS because "mad cow disease" was already taken. 25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 

26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 28. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. 30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.