Is it Friday yet?

3.02.2006 • in the mid-morning
So yeah um I'm still screwing with the look here. Sorry, but until I'm happy with it, its just got to be tweeked. LOL I'm getting there though smile Nothing really exciting to post about though...I'm a boring sap aren't I? But I will leave you with this funny....enjoy! These are Classified ads that actually appeared in newspapers around the country. 1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites. 2. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. 3. FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog 4. FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. 5. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing. 6. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale. 7. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby 8. GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb. 9. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300 10. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. 11. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything!

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I LOVE those - especially the gay bull and the encyclopedias!!!
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comment by soapbox.SUPERSTAR  on  03/02  at  10:00 PM

LOL!! Too funny!!


comment by Tracy  on  03/07  at  03:50 PM

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